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October 20, 2005

Sorry I'm late darling, I was reading and missed my stop...

So apparently the new video iPod is going to be an absolute godsend for the porn industry. All those people queuing up to buy video of grunting and squelching to be consumed...when exactly?

The one thing the iPod (nee walkman) was quite good at was making public space private. However the boundaries to that public space still require you to, well, stand up. Perhaps things have moved on since I was a lad, but getting off or on a train with a full-blown stiffy isn't seen as entirely socially acceptable.

"This train is being taken out of service to find out who has to get off with their coats across their laps."

Perhaps the porn will just have to be not that good? Finally a return to the Robin Asquith days of british soft-porn.

Or maybe the thrill will be part of it. The next big thing: iDogging.

Posted by Tom Dolan at October 20, 2005 09:39 AM

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Well. Only if you're a boy.

Less obvious for girls, really, isn't it? We just tend to look a bit flushed and glowy.

Posted by: mildlydiverting [TypeKey Profile Page] at October 20, 2005 11:04 AM

there's a lot of it about:


now... can you imagine the Porn potential of a Holographic 3D screen?....

Posted by: Saltation [TypeKey Profile Page] at November 3, 2005 03:38 PM

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