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March 27, 2003

I Woo Women With My Sensuous And Godlike Trombone Playing

You'll probably have had this silly word-document-with-embedded-bitmap in your inbox, but here it is in lighter (84K Gif) form.

A southampton uni applicant states what experiences have helped define him as a person (new window)

Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have appeared on "Through The Keyhole" and won the gold plaque. Last summer I toured Eastern Europe with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I run the 100m in 9.65 secs. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.

Children trust me.

Read it, and forget the war for a few minutes.

Posted by Tom Dolan at March 27, 2003 01:04 PM

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excellent. just the sort of application I would want to receive.

comendable behaviour.

Posted by: Stevo at March 28, 2003 02:25 PM

This is a hoax. The document you link to has been circulating the Internet for a number of years.

Posted by: Noah Slater at October 21, 2004 12:32 PM

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